7 definitions by Keklord Supreme
When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.
Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?
by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022
One who is horny/name to give to someone who is horny. Different than horner (one who causes horniness)
by Keklord Supreme December 29, 2022
A paradox in which a discord server appears to be nice and friendly from the outside/when you just get in, but after being there long enough you start seeing a lot of toxicity/people showing their true faces and whatnot. This usually happens on bigger “wholesome” servers which then turn pretty ugly at a random time.
Bruh, this one server used to be so nice what the fuck happened
I’m guessing the Discord Trojan Paradox
I’m guessing the Discord Trojan Paradox
by Keklord Supreme August 11, 2022
A type of pegging where a wooden spike is shoved up the ass during sexual intercourse. This is exactly what Vlad the Impaler did. Legit how the fuck would this turn people on lmao it just kills ppl.
by Keklord Supreme August 1, 2022
The feeling of both nostrils being open for breathing, this is an absolutely amazing, heavenly feeling to think about when you have nasal congestion, very under appreciated.
by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022
A discord server of over 1000+ members, Central Academy is mainly focused around bedrock Minecraft (Java is allowed though). Central Academy also has an SMP which you can join when you have over level 5 on Mee6. The server vanity is discord.gg/mcbedrock.
REEEE I GOT MUTED IN CENTRAL ACADEMY
What did you do?
Sent pipe bombs to the staff, is that a problem?
Uh, yes?
What did you do?
Sent pipe bombs to the staff, is that a problem?
Uh, yes?
by Keklord Supreme January 8, 2022
The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.
Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.
by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022