Go to Helsinki, Finland

Euphemism for "go to hell"

Alice: I put the toilet paper on the other way around just to be annoying

Bob: Go to Helsinki, Finland!

by Keeper of 2s October 17, 2023

2's Day

2's Day is February 22, 2022 in the American date format, which becomes 2/22/22 when written in short form. The best thing about it is that it falls on a Tuesday, earning it the name of 2's Day. Best to celebrate at 2:22 (or better, 22:22 using 24 hour time) if possible.

Alice: Hey Bob, what's the date?
Bob: It's 2/22/22
Alice: Holy shit, it's also a Tuesday!
Bob: *Checks time, says 2:22*
Both: I guess you could say it's "2's Day"...
Both: *Dies of cringe*

by Keeper of 2s February 22, 2022

And this is the technical term

Used before mentioning something you know you should say in a formal way, but choose not to.

If big tech CEOs actually want to make their products more useful and enjoyable, they need to - and this is the technical term - get their shit together.

by Keeper of 2s June 17, 2023

BSPM

Bullshit per minute

PragerU's BSPM is about 4-5 times higher than the average YouTube channel's.

by Keeper of 2s November 04, 2023

Mishiimini-baashkiminasigani-biitoosijigani-bakwezhigan

Ojibwe for "apple pie", translating literally as something like "apple-jam-layered-bread". If not used in an Ojibwe-speaking setting, but still in an environment where are people are familiar with the language, the word is usually said to be impressive to others.

Alice: Hey, I'd like a slice of mishiimini-baashkiminasigani-biitoosijigani-bakwezhigan please!

Bob: What...?

by Keeper of 2s October 17, 2023

Sukuchina

Uchinaaguchi (Okinawan) roughly translating to "silly". Alternatively spelled "sukutina", "スクチナ", or "すくちな". Never written using kanji (that I'm aware of).

Alice: Do you know how to use "sukuchina" in a sentence?

Bob: It would be sukuchina not to know!

by Keeper of 2s October 17, 2023