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TouMAN

A type of manly that exceeds unluckiness and too dense to feel romance. TouMAN is a man who were unintended to build a harem from his works, charm and aura. Named after Touma, the most unlucky man in the world who gets 9,000+ clones, psychics, holy women and even a sadistic boy fall for his charms.

UNLUCKY BASTARD!
Dante is a TouMAN. He collects girls everywhere he goes.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018
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Balakubak

Balakubak is an acronym that stands for BALita At KUwentong BAKla, a Nuts Entertainment segment. The segment describes the hosts dresses in drag and asks guests cheesy and borderline naughty questions, with a whispering section.
Eto po ang BALAKUBAK, BALita At KUwentong BAKla.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 1, 2018
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One Ring

One Ring is the ring that Sauron wants, Frodo has, and Fellowship defends the latter.
A gold ring with inscriptions on how to make Sauron have a complete form.
Frodo: I have the One Ring.
Gollum: My Precious.

Spell Breaker: *taking the One Ring* I stole your Precious.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018
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kapitan tutan

Kapitan Tutan is a lady's man. He is the epitome of awesomeness. He is also the dream every boy and men in their community.
He is the village head that sidelines on movie production, before Chico Loco went to Dubai. Now, he is busy putting party-lists.
Chico Loco hated this guy so much, that he called this guy an old man.
Ako si Kapitan Tutan, puwede mong kapitan kahit saan.
Oh yes! It's me, Kapitan Tutan
by Kay Tutan Tayo November 30, 2018
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Doing a Chun-Li

Doing a Chun-Li is a verb that describes a person must do an uninterrupted chain kicks, like Chun-Li from Street Fighter does.
Levi Ignacio is infamous for Doing a Chun-Li in every film he starred.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 2, 2018
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Taking the Black

A vow made to a tree with a face.
An action to evade punishment.

Discarding all your achievements, and start all over again.

Word came from Night's Watch, an order of formerly criminals, bastards and broken men defending the Wall from all enemies.
Johnny is taking the black to escape his shotgun wedding.
by Kay Tutan Tayo June 19, 2019
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Open Minded

Two words used by SCAMMERS to bait unsuspecting, or naive fools into investing in SCAMS, PYRAMIDING, or NETWORKING schemes.
Usually dressed into formal clothing, they invite victims into a trap using this two words.
Agent: Are you Open Minded? I have a way to become rich, and i only share it to you. Come, join me for coffee.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 7, 2018
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