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PAIR

Defines as:
1) Balls, i mean man's balls.
2) Soup lake that a certain monkey specie drained. Then stored it on their balls.
1) Grow a PAIR, man.
2) PAIR are difficult to get, with those Monkeys guarding their balls.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018
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Poncio Pilato

Filipino name for Pontius Pilate.
Termed for a person who washed his hands on anything.

Just like Pontius Pilate did to our Lord Jesus Christ when He was given to the Christ Killers for execution
Nag-Poncio Pilato ang Pangulo sa kaso ng presong si Bong.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018
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Poqui-poqui

An Ilocano dish of eggplants.
Other language speakers find this funny, with a dirty grin or :3 respond. Cause the name is also Filipino for vagina.
Nico: Ang sarap ng Poqui-poqui.
Michael: :3}
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018
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Ahas

Defines as:
1) Ahas means literal Snake, who knows nothing about loyalty.
2) Ahas means a netorare person, who cheats in front or back of their lovers.
3) Ahasan means a netorare situation, which 2 parties consent of cheating.
4) Ahaserye means a netorare series between a man, woman and his/her lover.
1) Ahas yang kaibigan mong si Gimo. Di marunong makisama yan.
2) Ahas yang si Gina, nagawang manloko sa asawa niya sa abroad.
3) Mga Ahas yang kapitbahay natin.
4) Halik is a classic Ahaserye.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018
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Price

Means 2 persons:
His grandfather, a World War 2 fighter with thicker mustache and dick ticklers. Died during a commando raid upon a Nazi ship.
John Price, the modern day man with a dick tickler. Bullied Soap too much, that the latter made a journal out of his time.
Survived Chernobyl's radiation and too awesome, he was the sole survivor of the Task Force Shepherd created.
by Kay Tutan Tayo November 30, 2018
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Touma

Name for a person who was cursed by God's power on his right hand that can eliminate any magical or psychological abilities.

Also the most dense character that he never knew any women or girls fall for his charm and aura, that he never knew he has, also unknowingly collecting a harem along the way.

His parents are away collecting thing to repel the bad luck he has. And has a voracious feeder of a nun living wwith him

The original One Punch Man, until the bald guy enters the scene.
Touma: Such Misfortune.
Me: SHUT UP, LUCKY BASTARD!
by Kay Tutan Tayo June 24, 2019
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Mr. Clean

Term for men who shaved their heads too shiny, that light reflects on them.
Named after a brand of detergent and cleaners with a bald man as the mascot.
Dan: Look at Jerome's new haircut.
Francis: Oh, he looks like Mr. Clean.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018
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