Even though both sets of my kid’s fathers were considered the quickest in Canada at their highest points of their track days, because of my Slow-venian background, all 4 turned out to be quite the opposite of the fastest.
by KathyWoudz December 7, 2019

by KathyWoudz December 6, 2019

What Ray Donovan is to rich people who find themselves in trouble is what a cleaner is to those wishing to have potentially damaging social media posts/friends removed.
by KathyWoudz November 16, 2019

In my opinion, any person who names their kid Junior, the WNE, is only doing so because of their under-sized penis & grandiose vision of themselves.
by KathyWoudz December 7, 2019

A person, no matter what age, that is insensitive to others’ space & time, something that can’t be bought and are too ignorant to realize the outcome they are hoping for is met with the polar opposite response by the recipient.
A Boomer was attempting to make a connection with my Gen Z daughter by sitting beside her & co-viewIng her social media feed and by the virtue of that fact ended up distancing herself further for invading in her time and space first without asking, so “Boo” on you.
by KathyWoudz November 20, 2019

No hurries; no worries.
When I asked Diane, my surgeon’s assistant, about why I hadn’t heard back from her, she let me know that she had been working 24/7, so I said “no hurries; no worries”, and then thought of an acronym for it, “nohnow” pronounced (know how) and means just that: no hurries, no worries”.
by KathyWoudz November 28, 2019

The PIC in charge of eggs & dairy called in sick this morning so we had to “scramble” for a replacement.
by KathyWoudz November 28, 2019
