Kate Charlton's definitions

Motorbate

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Sandy motorbates to stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

by Kate Charlton September 30, 2008

Saginaw Speedbump

A hairstyle made popular in Saginaw, Michigan, in which a woman's hair is pulled up into a full or half ponytail and then pushed forward and sprayed, resulting in a bump of hair on the top of her head that makes her skull look convex.

Kyle: Did you have a nice time in mid-Michigan?
Kristi: How did you know I was there?
Kyle: Honey, the Saginaw Speedbump gives it all away.

by Kate Charlton October 7, 2008

Rurban Girl

A transplanted Rural Girl desperately trying to acclimate to the big city. She may look and act the part, but deep down she still has "Country Crock" written all over her.

Catherine went from Rural Girl, to Rurban Girl, to Urban Girl during the three months that she liven in Boston.

by Kate Charlton October 26, 2008

Symphony Sex

Incredible sex - so incredible that you hear a complete symphony in your head, reaching their climactic point as you do, and ending with wild applause. Can cause individuals involved in symphony sex to attempt to scream or sing out along with the music.

As he rocked back on his hips, driving himself further into me, I heard, even though it was only the two of us in the room and both the TV and radio were off, an entire string section of an orchestra build. As his speed increased the woodwinds entered. By the time I was about to cum the entire orchestra was crescendoing, drums were pounding, strings singing at full forte, all at a fevered pitch until, in unison with me, everything peaked and held for a seemingly impossible note - all followed by wild applause and exhaustion. He collapsed next to me and I screamed "ENCORE! More Symphony Sex! ENCORE!", but alas, he was already asleep.

by Kate Charlton August 21, 2008

Rural Girl

A lovely Midwestern cornfed girl who has all of the traits and mannerisms of someone raised in the Midwest.

Rural girl beamed as John pulled up on his tractor, dressed in a rented tux, all ready for prom.

by Kate Charlton August 23, 2008

Motorbation

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Motorbation helps Sandy stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

by Kate Charlton September 30, 2008

Sandal Shuffle

The awkward walk that is usually adopted by people wearing open-backed sandals.

Jason burst out of the woods, machete in hand and face still covered with a hockey mask, sending all of the teenage camp councilors running except for Gayla, who was caught within seconds because she could only sandal shuffle.

by Kate Charlton October 8, 2008