National Pistachio Day

National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!
National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!
by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023
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Karen

Karens
Are
Racist
Entitled
Nutjobs
Have you seen a Karen? You mean a Karen's are racist entitled nutjobs
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National Mgk Day

National Mgk Day is August 13th. Go celebrate the rapper on this date!
August 13th is National Mgk Day. This was confirmed by Mgk himself a made up date by a fan. Go love Mgk on August 13th! Mgk is amazing!
by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023
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National Bully your sibling (s) day is April 27th have fun with this.
April 27th is national bully your sibling day. You can bully your siblings on this date with no permission needed.
by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023
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2021

2021 is the better version of 2020
Bro fuck 2020 2021 is much better now
by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021
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Cum dumpster

Cum dumpster is my best friends way of saying suck my dick without anyone hearing him but me.
My best friend: Oh I messed this up cum dumpster.

Me: Yeah glock glock 3000.

My best friend: 21 inches suck it.

Me: Fuck you.
by KassWritesDefinitions November 19, 2021
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Quandledingle

Quandledingle is a name my brother calls his friend. He is also part of a group called the Quandledingle Dick Suckers.
I ask my brother how I could join The Quandledingle Dick Suckers. He told me to join The Quandledingle Dick Suckers I'd need to suck a dick first so I said that shouldn't be hard. I was then like ayo what when did you and your friends suck a dick then and he told me they made the group so they didn't have to only new members have to.
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