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Horny friends

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021

fmiyb

Can you fmiyb tonight

Bro no I won't fuck you in my basement

Lol I asked you if you could fmiyb tonight and you said no fuck you than.

by KassWritesDefinitions July 7, 2021

Cum dumpster

Cum dumpster is my best friends way of saying suck my dick without anyone hearing him but me.

My best friend: Oh I messed this up cum dumpster.

Me: Yeah glock glock 3000.

My best friend: 21 inches suck it.

Me: Fuck you.

by KassWritesDefinitions November 18, 2021

Biju Mike

......a green highlighter

Hey have you heard Laurenzside called Biju Mike a green highlighter

by KassWritesDefinitions July 9, 2021

Fuck wod

An insult my brother likes to use at the wrong place at the wrong time......

Does he say fuck wod or manwhore........

by KassWritesDefinitions August 9, 2021

Bijuu Mike

This is the way that Laurenzside wouldn't spell his name

Bijuu Mike is one of the best YouTubers ever

by KassWritesDefinitions July 9, 2021

Sb

People say it is used as snap back on snapchat but I say that it is used in real life as stupid bitch.

My best friend: *Starts running away*
Me: oh no you don't!
My best friend: Oh yes I do!
Me: get back here you sb!
My best friend: what does that mean?
Me: you stupid bitch!
My best friend: Okay good!
Me: Why good?
My best friend: you are now the sb for telling me haha!
Me: Oh why you little sb I will so be getting you back for this one!

by KassWritesDefinitions February 6, 2022