My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!

Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022

Fatherland citizen

A term that was used to embrace a German citizen, it was often used to accuse them as a n*zi.

Guy 1: Are you a Fatherland citizen?
German citizen: Ja! How did you know?
Guy 1: I was asking why you have German decent?
German citizen: Because Germany is my homeland.

by Karma will get you! March 7, 2022

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A disrespectful laugh that was meant to be an offensive sense oh humor.

Guy 1: I can't believe Steve Jobs died of ligma.
Guy 2: That's so sad. BTW, what's ligma?
Guy 1: LIGMA BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

Perfectionist

A person who only prefer the perfect, instead of any standard short of perfection, most likely showing favoritism towards others.

Teacher: Ben, you got a 50/100! It means you pass!
Ben: YES!!!!!!!!
Teacher: Just kidding! The passing score is 200000000000/100
Ben: OH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tim: That fucking perfectionist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 23, 2022

Bigger than me

A phrase by a bullied victim (such as nerds) describing that his/her bullies are far-more superior than them.

Nerd: That son of a bitch took my fucking savings!
Waiter: Why did you let him do that?!
Nerd: Well, he's bigger than me.
Waiter: Son, you've got to respect and defend yourself! Or else you'll never succeed in life and will be locked on his wrath!!!
Waiter: Do you think I'll keep working on this shithole?! I'll study, so I'll be successful and will have many whores, or have a wife and family!
Nerd: Well, that should work! :)

by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022

Dad left for milk

An insult telling that someone's father left to create a new family from away, for being to cringe.

Guy 1: What's 9 + 10?
Guy 2: YOUR DAD LEFT FOR MILK! LOL!
Guy 1: You're dead to me...

by Karma will get you! April 20, 2022

Playing favorites

The way of how favoritism works, in the most unfair way.

Guy 1: Look at that bastard! Playing favorites rather than us!
Guy 3: I agree! One day, he will finally taste his own medicine that he used on us!
Guy 2: Hello! Welcome to the gamers 'n jocks party. No nerds are allowed in here! Okay?!
Everyone in the party: Yes! We are far superior than them!
One day later....
Guy 4: YEAH!!! THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!!
All of the parents of each gamer and jock in the party: I finally caught all of you double-crossing bastards!!!!!!
Everyone in the party including Guy 2 & 4: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1 & 3: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022