Karlabrit's definitions

Snapcrastinating

To procrastinate by utilising snapchat and avoid uncomfortable situations or work usually essay writing!

I wish Jay would stop snapcrastinating about her uni essay it could have been done 20 bunny pics ago!

by Karlabrit April 17, 2017

cementosis

When you can’t tell the difference between concrete or cement!

Cementosis when you can’t tell the difference between concrete or cement! I.e. when are you pouring the cement? Don’t you mean concrete- whatever I am nurse not a concreter, can you do CPR?

by Karlabrit January 8, 2024

Portarised

When someone has enough port to let loose

Victor never used swear words or told Peale they were a dick wit until he was portarised! Once he is portarised all bets are off!!!!

by Karlabrit November 2, 2021

Prefecating

The pain and distress experienced prior to defecating

Man I am Prefecating hard where's the toilet

by Karlabrit January 1, 2015

Dickwit

Someone who is a bit more than a dickhead but not quite a fuckwit.

Birkin your magic washing basket has not broken, it needs to make it to the laundry before the house fairy washes the clothes Dickwit.

by Karlabrit April 28, 2019

Excitified

To be excited and terrified at the same time

Wholly snapping turtles I start my new job Monday I am excitified

by Karlabrit November 30, 2017

Disscrotination

Discriminating against someone’s scrotum!

No one took Duva seriously because of his extremely long scrotum. Total disscrotination!

by Karlabrit July 30, 2022