Karl Steiger's definitions

butt job

When someone tongues or licks their partner's anus. See bum job, bumjob or rimjob.

She gave me a butt job.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

bomb iraq

To take a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, I'm just going to bomb iraq!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

shake the bishop’s hand

It doesn't mean to masturbate, it means to take a piss.

Keep watch for me, I need to shake the bishop's hand.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

double agent

A bisexual.

I swear he's a double agent...

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

kojak

Slang for penis. Named after the famous bald lollipop-sucking fictitious TV detective played by Telly Savalas. See also dick and cock.

I strangle Kojak five times a day!!!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

bumjob

British slang for analingus. When someone licks or tongues ('eats out') their partner's anus. Other phrases for the same thing include 'rim job' or 'butt job'.

She gave me a blowjob then licked my balls and then she gave me a bumjob.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004