shake the bishop’s hand

It doesn't mean to masturbate, it means to take a piss.

Keep watch for me, I need to shake the bishop's hand.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

butt job

When someone tongues or licks their partner's anus. See bum job, bumjob or rimjob.

She gave me a butt job.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

bumjob

British slang for analingus. When someone licks or tongues ('eats out') their partner's anus. Other phrases for the same thing include 'rim job' or 'butt job'.

She gave me a blowjob then licked my balls and then she gave me a bumjob.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

BUM JOB

British slang for analingus. When someone licks or tongues ('eats out') their partner's anus. Other phrases for the same thing include rimjob or 'butt job'.

She gave me a blowjob and then she gave me a bum job.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

glasgow handshake

To headbutt someone. See also glasgow kiss. Popular in Scotland, apparently.

Hello, Jimmy!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

shirt potatoes

See breasts, tits or boobs.

My god, look at those shirt potatoes!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

lovely jubbly

Excellent. As popularised by 'Only Fools And Horses', a sitcom watched by over 30m Britons at its peak. Used when a person hear's pleasing news, or gets a storke of good luck.

Lovely jubbly!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004