no-win situation

a situation where the parties hate a person regardless if they are happy or sad
Emo-haters are a definite example of a no-win situation. They hate when the artist is sad, and they hate when the artist is happy. Get over on hating on an artist who decides to sing about life's imperfections; if they sang about how happy they were, you'd hate that, too.
by Karen Stickney August 18, 2006
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powdery sticky rain

1)The weather said we're supposed to get powdery sticky rain showers next Thursday.

2) I call snow "powdery sticky rain" in the off-season because in my mind, snow only falls in the wintertime. In the other seasons, it's not supposed to be here, so I call it that.
by Karen Stickney March 31, 2007
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Urban Dictionary

1)a website that grownups can visit when they want to know the definitions of their kids' slang

2) a place where you can define expressions
1)Parents, grandparents, and other adults, are you baffled by the slang you encounter every day by kids? Come to Urban Dictionary, type in the slang you hear, and you will know what you just heard means.

2) You can't find the definitions of an expression in a regular dictionary? Come to Urban Dictionary and you will get a definition for your expression.
by Karen Stickney September 24, 2006
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phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue
Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
by Karen Stickney November 04, 2007
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weird

Eric says I listen to weird music. Did he mean it as a compliment or as an insult?

Hey Mike, if Eric heard the Seven Mary Three song "Times Like These", he'd think you listen to weirder music than he said about me.
by Karen Stickney June 07, 2006
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cold turkey

to break a habit without any processes
Joe used to smoke, but he quit cold turkey and hasn't gone back to it since. He is living proof that going cold turkey can be successful, especially if you don't do your bad habit very often. He only smoked his cloves 3-4 times a week.
by Karen Stickney August 06, 2006
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cock-ass bitch

a person who is so uptight that even the most innocent things done to them seem wrong
Zack saw the band Poison the Well in concert, and the security guards there were so restrictive, their lead singer called them cock-ass bitches, and so the whole band was thrown out of the venue, he later mentioned on a message board.
by Karen Stickney February 26, 2007
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