Kapitän 's definitions

Pussy slayer

A person who fucks women like a champion

Damn bro, kaseys a total pussy slayer

by Kapitän November 22, 2020

Assholery

The art of being an asshole

Yo bro, I’ve become proficient in the art of assholery

by Kapitän March 5, 2021

An it

A human who isn't a male or a female or is unequal to a typical male or a typical female

I’m no longer a female!

So your an it

by Kapitän November 22, 2020

Bamboozled

When a man is tricked into a relationship with a she male who still has a dick

Yo bro, we makes just keep getting bamboozled

by Kapitän December 1, 2020

Pussy magnet

A magnet mainly on a car that resembles or symbolizes a women’s pussy

Man, that women has a massive pussy magnet

by Kapitän November 22, 2020

Feminist

A human with a severe mental illness, identified by the persistent spewing of patriarchy bullshit. In its later forms the person takes on a marine mammal form (typically a whale) and swims to the aquatic land of stupidity.

Man, let me catch my son trying to become a feminist

by Kapitän December 22, 2020

Eminem

The GOAT, oh and for all the losers out there trying to cancel him, you can’t cancel the GOAT

Yo bro, Eminem be the GOAT

by Kapitän March 5, 2021