Dickwad

An adjective used to describe a male whom acts no better than the tiny stick of meat hanging between his legs

You’re a dickwad
All monkeys are dickwads

by Kapitän November 22, 2020

The Starbucks effect

The phenomenon in which white women 14-35 speak in identical pitches, use similar vocabulary, and how they all can be seen at Starbucks.

A message to all scientists, we have come a long ways as a species, but we still have failed to explain the Starbucks effect

by Kapitän December 01, 2020

Eminem

The GOAT, oh and for all the losers out there trying to cancel him, you can’t cancel the GOAT

Yo bro, Eminem be the GOAT

by Kapitän March 05, 2021

Pussy slayer

A person who fucks women like a champion

Damn bro, kaseys a total pussy slayer

by Kapitän November 22, 2020

Whale

A fat person

Yo bro, My meat ain’t for no whales

by Kapitän December 01, 2020

Vitamin D

The need for dick/penis/meat

Hey Dr. Dave! I’m low on vitamin D, how bout you treat me for it
Dr. Dave: well I’ll whip out some quality D

by Kapitän November 22, 2020

An it

A human who isn't a male or a female or is unequal to a typical male or a typical female

I’m no longer a female!

So your an it

by Kapitän November 22, 2020