Definitions by Kapitän

Urban dictionary 

The perfect place where I can freely be an asshole

Yo bro, I use urban dictionary to be an asshole

Urban dictionary by Kapitän March 5, 2021

Anime

A pretty kick ass form of entertainment

Yo bro, I here Pewdepie watches anime

Anime by Kapitän March 5, 2021

Eminem 

The GOAT, oh and for all the losers out there trying to cancel him, you can’t cancel the GOAT

Yo bro, Eminem be the GOAT

Eminem by Kapitän March 5, 2021

Assholery 

The art of being an asshole

Yo bro, I’ve become proficient in the art of assholery

Assholery by Kapitän March 5, 2021

Spread dem cheeks 

A phrase used to an asshole whom should suck ones dick

Yo, get on your knees, unzip my pants, and spread dem cheeks

Spread dem cheeks by Kapitän February 27, 2021

Feminist 

A human with a severe mental illness, identified by the persistent spewing of patriarchy bullshit. In its later forms the person takes on a marine mammal form (typically a whale) and swims to the aquatic land of stupidity.

Man, let me catch my son trying to become a feminist

Feminist by Kapitän December 22, 2020

Anti-vax 

A mental illness where a person without reason or neurological processes thinks vaccinations cause autism

Yo, to everyone who won’t get the COVID vaccine, you suck, and your new name is anti-vax

Anti-vax by Kapitän December 22, 2020