Definitions by Kanji_Flufenoff

Herpagonnasyphillaids

A term referring to the many STDs you might acquire from an innocent act like sharing a dryer sheet in a community laundry room, or sitting in a public hot tub or steam room, or using a public toilet.

Man, I found a strange dryer sheet in my clothes again. I hope I don't get Herpagonnasyphillaids from that shit.

Herpagonnasyphillaids by Kanji_Flufenoff January 8, 2012

Embareaskin 

"Embarrassed to show skin." As when your body has a problem (usually too FAT) that prevents you from taking your shirt off in public without getting embarrassed about it.

Since I gained that 15 pounds as a Freshman, it's a little EMBAREASKIN to take my shirt off around my buddies.

Embareaskin by Kanji_Flufenoff October 10, 2011

purplinky 

A color combination of "purple" and "pink" which was seen in a flower at Golden Gate Park in San Francisco in March 2007

That flower is not purple, and not pink - but it is PURPLINKY !!

purplinky by Kanji_Flufenoff May 2, 2011

lowlarious

The opposite of hilarious, but in a special way. When a friend is laughing at you, or you are the brunt of a joke, THEY think it's HI-LARIOUS but you, as the brunt of said joke, think the opposite - therefore to YOU, it's LowLarious.

Yeah, you think that's hilarious, don't ya? It's not - it's totally lowlarious.

lowlarious by Kanji_Flufenoff April 28, 2011

L-HAME 

Pronounced "La-HAME" with the accent on the HAME part.

Meaning "Lame, but FAR MORE SEVERE than merely saying Lame. Lame to infinity.

Dude, that comment was so far beyond Lame. It was totally L-HAME.

L-HAME by Kanji_Flufenoff March 1, 2011

Exactimate

Opposite of an "estimate"

The estimate was a little off - the exactimate comes to $58.25.

Exactimate by Kanji_Flufenoff October 30, 2010

orta 

A Texas slang word for "ought to."

You really think you orta be messin' with that snake?

orta by Kanji_Flufenoff October 17, 2010