Kanji_Flufenoff's definitions

Salsa Cereal

When you are dipping chips in salsa, and you get down to the last crumbs of chips which are too small to pick up and dip, you just pour them into the salsa and get a spoon and mix them in and eat it like cereal. This allows you to get the last of the chips blended with the salsa. No wasted chips, more good food for you.....:)

I ran out of dip-sized chips, so I just poured the crumbs into the salsa bowl, grabbed a spoon, and ate me some Salsa Cereal.

by Kanji_Flufenoff August 7, 2010

Bitchstronaut

Female astronaut who either IS, or is ACTING LIKE, a bitch.

Overheard on the International Space Station:
"That lady astronaut from Russia sure has been on a tear this week. Is it her time of the month, or what?
"No, she's just a Bitchstronaut in general, most of the time."

by Kanji_Flufenoff September 1, 2016

purplinky

A color combination of "purple" and "pink" which was seen in a flower at Golden Gate Park in San Francisco in March 2007

That flower is not purple, and not pink - but it is PURPLINKY !!

by Kanji_Flufenoff May 2, 2011

Exactimate

Opposite of an "estimate"

The estimate was a little off - the exactimate comes to $58.25.

by Kanji_Flufenoff October 30, 2010

Rubbleshooting

When you are “troubleshooting” a failed process, but the situation is so messed up that you are walking through the “rubble” of the devastation of when the original process ran in order to troubleshoot the situation.

Man, this code upgrade was a total disaster. I’ve been rubbleshooting this crap for 3 hours straight!

by Kanji_Flufenoff December 1, 2020

lowlarious

The opposite of hilarious, but in a special way. When a friend is laughing at you, or you are the brunt of a joke, THEY think it's HI-LARIOUS but you, as the brunt of said joke, think the opposite - therefore to YOU, it's LowLarious.

Yeah, you think that's hilarious, don't ya? It's not - it's totally lowlarious.

by Kanji_Flufenoff April 28, 2011

Herpagonnasyphillaids

A term referring to the many STDs you might acquire from an innocent act like sharing a dryer sheet in a community laundry room, or sitting in a public hot tub or steam room, or using a public toilet.

Man, I found a strange dryer sheet in my clothes again. I hope I don't get Herpagonnasyphillaids from that shit.

by Kanji_Flufenoff January 8, 2012