Bitchstronaut

Female astronaut who either IS, or is ACTING LIKE, a bitch.

Overheard on the International Space Station:
"That lady astronaut from Russia sure has been on a tear this week. Is it her time of the month, or what?
"No, she's just a Bitchstronaut in general, most of the time."

by Kanji_Flufenoff September 01, 2016

L-HAME

Pronounced "La-HAME" with the accent on the HAME part.

Meaning "Lame, but FAR MORE SEVERE than merely saying Lame. Lame to infinity.

Dude, that comment was so far beyond Lame. It was totally L-HAME.

by Kanji_Flufenoff February 13, 2011

Goobling

When you are so intent on stalking a chick that you Google her AND you Bing her....

I've been Goobling the hell out of that chick, and now I know just about everything I need to know.

by Kanji_Flufenoff January 01, 2015

Herpagonnasyphillaids

A term referring to the many STDs you might acquire from an innocent act like sharing a dryer sheet in a community laundry room, or sitting in a public hot tub or steam room, or using a public toilet.

Man, I found a strange dryer sheet in my clothes again. I hope I don't get Herpagonnasyphillaids from that shit.

by Kanji_Flufenoff January 08, 2012

Mecumtized

When you go to a large car show or car auction, and you are so "hypnotized" by looking at one car or two, that you MISS one car or two, cars that are RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, and you see those cars later and are disbelieving or amazed or surprised that you did not even SEE those other cars, since you missed them while you were "hypno(Mecum)tized" by the other cars that you were looking at when you went passed them.

I did not even see that 1931 Cadillac Fleetwood Coupe V12 before. Did you see it? I must have been Mecumtized by that Heritage GT500 or that carbon-fiber-body Charger. That thing is SO COOL!

by Kanji_Flufenoff September 06, 2024

Exactimate

Opposite of an "estimate"

The estimate was a little off - the exactimate comes to $58.25.

by Kanji_Flufenoff October 30, 2010

Nostalgic Fever

A condition caused by contacting or meeting with people from "back in the day" with whom you grew up, or shared early life experiences which helped shape your personality. This can be brought on by joining Facebook and contacting some old friends, or by attending a Class Reunion of some sort. Usually VERY intense at first, wearing down over the course of a few weeks.

Man, I joined Facebook, and now I got a serious case of Nostalgic Fever.

by Kanji_Flufenoff August 22, 2010