frogkeeper

Refers to a goalkeeper in football which can't save anything. They are usually from France.

"Lloris let in a third goal,against what a frogkeeper."

by Kaneisabottler March 22, 2021

Deletubby

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur midfielder, Dele Alli. It is used to compare his footballing ability to that of a teletubby due to his poor performances.

Get this Deletubby out of my club, he's so shit that it's embarrassing.

by Kaneisabottler June 08, 2021

Basmati Rice

A gay English footballer. He's pretty gay.

Why is Basmati Rice so bad and also gay?

by Kaneisabottler August 07, 2021

Pionel Pessi

An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.

Born and raised in Eibar, my grandfather used to tell me stories about Pionel Pessi.

by Kaneisabottler August 02, 2021

Steph McFlurry

The combination of the McFlurry from McDonalds and the ejaculate of a McDonalds employee. It is most commonly made and served to people that believe it is a regular McFlurry, but it is also known to be Steph Curry's favourite meal, which he consumes on a daily basis.

A certain basketballer with no real rings just came into my McDonalds and asked me to make a Steph McFlurry for him.

by Kaneisabottler March 07, 2022

Peeaboo

A weeaboo with a piss fetish.

Lucas and Albert are both Peeaboos

by Kaneisabottler June 08, 2021

Nomnombelly

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur midefield, Ndombele, used to desribe his large weight and his subsequent lack in footballing ability.

Nomnombelly is a horrible player, transfer him to Inter where he belongs.

by Kaneisabottler June 09, 2021