Kaneisabottler's definitions

GucciMegumin

A Twitter user that has been banned due to his tendancy to use racial slurs towards people of African descent as well as threatening rape to other Twitter users.

Thank God that GucciMegumin has been banned from Twitter

by Kaneisabottler May 20, 2021

Benched

To be left out of the starting lineup without playing in a sport. Synonymous with 'Donny van de Beek'.

That Dutch guy for Man United got benched again.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

Peeaboo

A weeaboo with a piss fetish.

Lucas and Albert are both Peeaboos

by Kaneisabottler June 7, 2021

Uber Eats League

A tinpot league which a certain midget is having a lot of trouble scoring league goals in.

Fraudiel Pessi can't even score in the Uber Eats League

by Kaneisabottler February 6, 2022

fuck

very bad word dont say it or you will get in trouble

im about to say fuck. fuck. no i got intro trouble now

by Kaneisabottler August 6, 2021

Ter Static

A German goalkeeper which does not like to move when he is about to concede a goal, but prefers to remain static and casually let the ball go in. Synonymous with Ter Spastic.

Remember when Ter Static conceded eight goals in one match?

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

Pionel Pessi

An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.

Born and raised in Eibar, my grandfather used to tell me stories about Pionel Pessi.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021