Definitions by KalloFox34

New York Shaker 

The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.

I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!

New York Shaker by KalloFox34 May 15, 2019

Beefwurst 

A slang term for what is commonly referred to as a PENIS.

Peter: Hey, Quagmire. Have sex yet?
Quagmire: I boned this 16-year-old with my beefwurst last night.

Beefwurst by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

Butt Coffee by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Spasm 

When an old geezer dances. It isn't lethal, but it results in embarrassment and overstimulation.

The man decided to spasm when we went to the night club.

Spasm by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019