Definitions by Kal 

t00l 

(Verb)
Internet slang for the word tool similar in definition but does not relate to male body parts.

1. Being a complete Moron/Asshat

2. Doing something stupid at anothers transgression withut realising it

3. losing in a game due to your own fault, loser.

Man, your such a t00l

You t00l got 0wn3d

t00l by Kal March 22, 2004

ptp'er 

prime time player

paul peirce is the ultimate prime time player

ptp'er by kal March 16, 2004

cheapshot 

1)dirty sluts
2)lame dudes
3)anyone you wouldn't want to have a relationship with but would suffice as a fuck
4)masterbation

I tried to hook-up last night but got a cheapshot instead

cheapshot by kal March 6, 2004

score

To succeed in seducing someone sexually.

All you have to do is impress one another to score, or you'll have to settle for a cheapshot.

score by kal March 6, 2004

apartheid 

1)An official policy (now ended) of racial segregation and white supremacy enforced by the South African government. It was used to limit the governing power and place of residence of non-white people.
2)apartness, or being set apart

I couldn't get in to the club because of the bouncers apartheid

apartheid by Kal February 10, 2004

jahva 

jahva is an alcoholic drink
jahva is one third hippie coffeehouse
jahva is hippie eclectic
jahva is blogging for the house rabbit society
jahva is an office
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jahva is blogging for bunnies
jahva is

I've been living the jahva too long

jahva by kal February 10, 2004

schlob on a knob 

to give head or a blow job to a guy

Brandon wants Steph to schlob on his knob.

schlob on a knob by Kal January 3, 2004