5 definitions by Kadence W

juice bag

a douche bag with a juice box

what up juice bag

by Kadence W February 23, 2010

Drunktation

Result of asking your drunk friend to spell a word aloud

I took her drunktation, you're going to want to google that one and hope for the best

by Kadence W May 25, 2015

fruit roll up slut

someone who wakes up with fruit role up stuck to various body parts, including their face, neck, eye ball, labia majora, and taint. also finds plastic film in bed sheets. may have to cut fruit role up from dogs beard.

me: i woke up with fruit role up stuck to my neck again.

d-bag: you cunty fruit roll up slut.

by Kadence W February 23, 2010

reputation masturbation

Attempt to inflate ones own image by claiming you've slept with a woman you really just masturbated to. Typical female subject way out of your league (see: Reputation Urination).

Frequent acts of Reputation Masturbation may result in fapnapping. Typical offender lives vicariously through dude bro friends who actually get laid.

Dude bro: you see that hottie Katie on the second floor yet?

Offender: hell yea bro, I banged her last weekend
Dude bro: you mean you banged your hand and fapnapped last weekend. Classic case of reputation masturbation.

by Kadence W December 14, 2013

fakebooking

creating a false facebook page impersonating someone that doesn't exist. possibly done to get past privacy settings on those you wish to stalk, or done to occupy an unfulfilling life in which people won't even be your facebook friend

some creep from rutherford started fakebooking on that lyndburg baby jessica potarro

by Kadence W February 23, 2010