KRHimself's definitions

yomiuri giants

the absolute worst team in Japanese baseball, known for screwing up the draft system in order to secure the #1 pick for them every year.

there is nothing better in Japanese baseball than to see the Giants in last place.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

junichiro koizumi

prime minister of Japan.
seems to kiss up to Dubya waaaayyy too much.

Koizumi is a close friend of George W. Bush.
How close they really are is still a mystery.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

Ravens

Team that used to be the Browns. Art Modell fucked goats on his way to Baltimore.

Singing die, die, Ravens, Ravens die
Singing die, die, Ravens, Ravens die
Singing die, die, Ravens, die, die, Ravens
Die, die, Ravens, Ravens die

by KRHimself December 15, 2003

rounders

A kickass movie about poker released in the late 90's.
Starring Matt Damon.
One damn good film.

Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.

by KRHimself January 24, 2004

Hanshin Tigers

A shit baseball team based in the suburb of Osaka, Japan. More choke jobs than any baseball fan in the world can count. 50% of their fans are hooligans, while the other 50% are wannabe hooligans/bandwagon fans who only jump in on the very rare occasion when they have a good season.

In other words, they're the Japanese baseball's answer to the Chicago Cubs.

History of the Hanshin Tigers: Countless years of horrible baseball, with the only bright moment coming in 1985 when they won their only Japan Series title. They had a chance to win another in 2003, but choked away a 3-2 lead to the Daiei Hawks.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

the park

another name for Winter Park, a true epitome of the suburb.

When something happens in South Central Winter Park, nothing happens... it's just another wigga dead.

by KRHimself March 14, 2005

browns

A team that hates Pittsburgh like a fat kid hates starving.

The Browns killed the Steelers in Pittsburgh, 33-10.

by KRHimself April 27, 2006