KIKO's definitions

escrillo

Spanish-language term: shrimp, small fry.

Juan Jose: Yo, qué pasa ese?
Guillermo: Sup, escrillo?
Juan Jose: Who you callin' "escrillo," muh fucka? *pulls out Gat*
Guillermo: Yo yo, cool out.
Juan Jose: Aight. You see those drawers Alicia got on today? Shit yeah!
Guillermo: SHIT yeah.
Kiko: Get out of here, mexicalis!
Alicia: Mexicanitas rule!

by Kiko April 25, 2004

Choo

1. The Question Queen.
2. An irritating asian girl, who rocks Ice Man's world!

Dr. Choo! Dr. Choo! Where would all the questions come from without YOU?!

by Kiko February 3, 2004

Luolian

1. Some...lady.
2. MORE LIKE FOO-OLIAN!

Kiko: "More like 'Foo-olian!" *guffaws*
Foo-olian: Hey...what?
Foo-olian: Shouldn't my name read "Luolian," at least in this little script?
Kiko: Sorry, FOO-OLIAN, I make the rules around here!
Foo-olian: Oh, so that's how it is.
Foo-olian: *starts to tell some inside joke, is interrupted by Kiko's hand slapping her face HARD*

by Kiko February 3, 2004

question mark

1. An interrogation point, denoting that a sentence it is used in is a question.
2. Alternate way to say "What?"

Brown: "I went zablis abba carfth."
Kiko: "Question mark."
Brown: "... ..."
Kiko: "What did you just SAY?!"
Brown: "What did I just NOT say?"
Kiko: "Damn it Brown, you're such a wenile!"
Brown: "Thanks."

by Kiko February 2, 2004

condom

1. A scabbard for the wenile, as used to stop spoimies from gettin' in the vaginus-maximus; sometimes made to fit in TO the vaginus-maximus.

2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.

*Kiko wakes up in a dark cellar, tied to a chair with barbed-wire*

Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*

by Kiko February 8, 2004

Klandakian Star

1. A cosmic symbol formed by four intersecting red triangles encased within a black polyhedron with its four arms bent in various angles.

2. The emblem of the Shintu.

The emblem of the Shintu Warriors is the Klandakian Star.

by Kiko December 17, 2003

unknown

1. Not widely known
2. Unfamiliar.
3. An unknown number.
4. A favorite answer of Kiko's

Choo: When will we do the art contest?
Kiko: Unknown.
Choo: >.<

by Kiko February 2, 2004