yassderday

When something really great happened the day prior.

Person #1: Last night's party was lit!

Person #2: Yaaassss, yassderday's party was soooo liiittt

by KEMMA SLAY September 17, 2017

🐋

The ugly emoji whale. Can be used to insult weight/appearance. Much more severe than 🐳.

I think Shelly gained weight, have you seen her recently?

IKR 🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋

by KEMMA SLAY June 28, 2016

Naptist Church

A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.

Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"

Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"

Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church

by KEMMA SLAY June 27, 2016

Perfried

The burning feeling in your nose when you spend too much time at bath and body works.

My nose is so perfried from picking out perfume.

I wish salespeople would stop spraying perfume at me, it's perfrying my nostrils.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Quisper

Subtlety ask someone a question about a person you are having a conversation with to a friend.

We were having a conversation with Mary, Luke and Fred, and I wasn't sure if Mary and Luke were together so I had to quisper to Fred.

by KEMMA SLAY June 30, 2016

Namous

Famous only because they are related to famous people.

The Kardashians are just namous.

by KEMMA SLAY June 27, 2016

Nail German

The opposite of Nail Polish.

I don't like wearing nail German.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016