Number Seven

A type of pencil that nobody EVER uses, but someone will inevitably bring it to a test that specifically requires number two pencils and won't realize their mistake until they're at least halfway through.
My teacher's bringing extra number two pencils for the inevitable kid that brings a number seven pencil.
by KEMMA SLAY June 27, 2016
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Beer Cheer

The feeling of happiness that results from drinking copious amounts of beer
Do you feel the beer cheer yet?
by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016
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Naptist Church

A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.
Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"

Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"

Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church
by KEMMA SLAY June 27, 2016
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Perfried

The burning feeling in your nose when you spend too much time at bath and body works.
My nose is so perfried from picking out perfume.

I wish salespeople would stop spraying perfume at me, it's perfrying my nostrils.
by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016
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Quisper

Subtlety ask someone a question about a person you are having a conversation with to a friend.
We were having a conversation with Mary, Luke and Fred, and I wasn't sure if Mary and Luke were together so I had to quisper to Fred.
by KEMMA SLAY June 30, 2016
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Geckolocation

A quality that allows people to understand and communicate with reptiles.
Eric's lizards are so well behaved, he must have geckolocation.
by KEMMA SLAY June 27, 2016
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Trigonometry

Illuminati training for high school students. Can also be shortened to trig.
He got a 100% on the trigonometry test?

Illuminati confirmed.
by KEMMA SLAY June 27, 2016
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