Definitions by K-dog
Richard Dawson Drunk
When someone is so intoxicated, rather than introducing oneself to the opposite sex with a hug or handshake, they greet them with an inappropriate kiss on the mouth. This was done for years by creepy Family Feud Host Richard Dawson.
Guy 1: Kevin just kissed all three of those girls at the bar on the lips, and he has never even met them.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, He is Richard Dawson Drunk.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, He is Richard Dawson Drunk.
Richard Dawson Drunk by K-DOG June 25, 2014
Population Theory
A theory coined by sports talk show host Tony Kornheiser referring to international soccer. According to the population theory, the country with the larger population should have more players to chose from, and therefore be better than a team with a smaller population. By this theory the United States should crush Central and South American countries as well as small European countries. This theory has been proven widely false as the U.S. consistently gets their ass handed to them by countries that can't be spotted on a map without a magnifying glass.
Michael: Does the U.S. Soccer team have a chance of beating the stacked Argentina team.
Tony: We have 270 million more citizens, we will crush Argentina, population theory homes.
Tony: We have 270 million more citizens, we will crush Argentina, population theory homes.
Population Theory by K-DOG June 6, 2014
Trial Marriage
A time period before marriage when a couple lives together to see if they are completely compatible for marriage. The trial marriage usually exposes all of the negative side effects to living with your partner. The trial marriage often ends in a very messy trial divorce.
Four months into our twelve month lease she dumped me, and now I am paying two rents. Man, that trial marriage was stupid.
Trial Marriage by K-DOG May 16, 2014
Sexy-Fluid
Any kind of fluid that is produced in the act of sexual intercourse. A much better way of saying sperm, seamen, jizz, nut, secretion, vaginal fluid, etc.
Guy 1: Will John care if I crash in his bed tonight?
Guy2: Probably not, but i wouldn't. His sheets are probably engulfed in sexy-fluid.
Guy2: Probably not, but i wouldn't. His sheets are probably engulfed in sexy-fluid.
Sexy-Fluid by K-DOG March 19, 2014
Especially Heinous
Two words used together to describe sexual based criminal offenses. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.
Especially Heinous by K-DOG March 19, 2014
Kinesi
Derived from the Greek word for 'Cantonese'.
An Asian student temporarily studying in a host nation.
Heavily subsidised income from parents in Asia allows for expensive cars and apartments to be procured, whilst an inabilty to relate to the culture of host nation means an unwillingness to learn local language and have a social circle extending further than other kinesis.
An Asian student temporarily studying in a host nation.
Heavily subsidised income from parents in Asia allows for expensive cars and apartments to be procured, whilst an inabilty to relate to the culture of host nation means an unwillingness to learn local language and have a social circle extending further than other kinesis.