Definitions by K Wheezle

Ftard 

(F+retard)
General insult used particularly when questioning one's intelligence or competence.

Man, quit being such an Ftard and get in.

This new policy is Ftarded

Ftard by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

What the F? 

Partially extended version of wtf. Carries same meaning and was created for use in the presence of those unfamiliar with wtf.

Person 1: Hey, Adam said he needs to borrow your TV again.
Person 2: What the F!? That's the the third time this month!

What the F? by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

wt fuck? 

Partially extended version of wtf created as an answer to What the F?. Leaves in the part everyone expects you to censor.

Person 1: Adam says he broke your TV
Person 2: Wt fuck?! I'ma break his face!

wt fuck? by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

BIYM 

Balls In Ya Mouf.

Person 1: Hey, I wanted to talk to you about last night...
Person 2: Hey, you know what? BIYM! Okay? Last night never happened.

BIYM by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

finger seizure 

Unexpected, erratic loss of digital control, resulting in garbled typed text.

His note says "yiu noeed to hurry up and come doen befor we leave@@@2@1!" He must have had a finger seizure.

finger seizure by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

The F word 

euphamism for "Fuck"

I can't believe he said the F word on national television.

The F word by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

The 'Fuck' word

developed as an anti-euphamistic answer to "The F word."

Person 1: What did he say that caused such a stir?
Person 2: The 'Fuck' word.

The 'Fuck' word by K Wheezle May 25, 2004