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Celardor

1) J.R.R. Tolkien, an accomplished professional philologist as well as novelist, described "cellar door" as the most beautiful combination of sounds possible in the English language. This is an alternative spelling.

2) Land of the mythical twin Nor'veI cities of Alagasco and Tennegasco
1) Man, 'celardor' doesn't even sound that cool; I don't know what he was talking about.

2) "...and they journeyed for a fortnight and a half deep into the country of Celardor..."
by K Wheezle May 26, 2004
mugGet the Celardormug.

What the F?

Partially extended version of wtf. Carries same meaning and was created for use in the presence of those unfamiliar with wtf.
Person 1: Hey, Adam said he needs to borrow your TV again.
Person 2: What the F!? That's the the third time this month!
by K Wheezle May 25, 2004
mugGet the What the F?mug.

Nor've I

1)Contraction for "Nor have I" Usually used to express negative accord conversationally.

2) Fictional inhabitants of of Celardor
1) Person 1: Have you filed your taxes yet?
Person 2: No, not yet.
Person 3: Nor've I.

2) The Nor'veI reside in the twin cities of Alagasco and Tennegasco deep within the heart of Celardor.
by K Wheezle May 26, 2004
mugGet the Nor've Imug.

finger seizure

Unexpected, erratic loss of digital control, resulting in garbled typed text.
His note says "yiu noeed to hurry up and come doen befor we leave@@@2@1!" He must have had a finger seizure.
by K Wheezle May 25, 2004
mugGet the finger seizuremug.

Bluh-kyaq!

Onomatopoeic interjection used to describe something unexpected (particularly of unusual size or swiftness) appearing in close proximity, particularly to one's face
Man, I turned around and your sunglasses were like "Bluh-kyack!" all up in ma face.

Person 1: Man! I can't believe you just slapped me like that!
Person 2: Bluh-kyack!
by K Wheezle May 25, 2004
mugGet the Bluh-kyaq!mug.

Ftard

(F+retard)
General insult used particularly when questioning one's intelligence or competence.
Man, quit being such an Ftard and get in.

This new policy is Ftarded
by K Wheezle May 25, 2004
mugGet the Ftardmug.

Damn Yeah!

The flipside of Hell right!. Also used to express emphatic agreement.
Person 1: Want to go to Mallet tonight?
Person 2: Damn yeah!
by K Wheezle May 26, 2004
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