2 definitions by Justin Buckley

The act of getting obsurdly intoxicated.

Origin of word: The combination of Smashed and Hammered.
Jamies mom was so SMAMMERED; poker night quickly became a MILF gangbang.
by Justin Buckley April 25, 2005
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To use one's weiner to utterly embarrass another by smacking them accross the face at a high
speed causing a red, weiner-shaped mark to remain on the reciever's cheek which will eventually turn into a
multi-colored bruise that lasts for 14 days; Typically used as an insult.
When Jamie learned his fantasy baseball team sucked he felt as if he had just recieved a nasty SMACLE!
by Justin Buckley April 24, 2005
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