Just changin''s definitions

shrimpressive

adj. (1) So small that it is impressive; (2) So underwhelming that it is impressive; (3) amazingly small

John: Yo, check out the rock on George's fiancee's finger.
Paul: Yeah, it's only about a quarter carat.
Ringo: Yeah, it's very shrimpressive.

by Just changin' November 23, 2010

eitzman

a strong, but off-target, soccer kick

Cotton pick, I just kicked another eitzman into the swimming pool.

by Just changin' July 17, 2009

post nasal lip

Used to describe the facial features of persons whose noses are precariously close to their upper lips. Due usually to one of three factors: (1) an excessively large nose, (2) an excessively large upper lip, or (3) accidents involving underage shaving.

J: I went in for the kiss and almost swallowed his nose.
Friend of J: Yo, that's cuz he's got post nasal lip.

by Just changin' September 2, 2009

Black Fridate

n. (1) Taking your date shopping on Black Friday; (2) a date on the day after Thanksgiving, during which you both go shopping

Karl: What are you doing after Thanksgiving?
Julie: I have a Black Fridate with my new boyfriend, Mark.

by Just changin' November 23, 2010