Definitions by Just a kid with a dream

Matt 

A pale and potentially gay kid who is extremely aggressive towards people because he watches plenty of combat sports, but also enjoys musicals and reality T.V. Shows like The Bachelor; don’t make fun of him because he’ll ruin your day and possibly your life.

“Hey I saw Matt the other day.”
“What a conundrum that kid is.”

Matt by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020

Office Space 

When a person ties down another person and proceeds to shove office supplies into their ass until there is physically no more room; also a great movie

“She gave me an Office Space the other day, my asshole looks like a kiddy pool.”

Office Space by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020

Itchy and Scratchy 

A fun name for a man’s ballsack

“You kicked me right in Itchy and Scratchy!”

Itchy and Scratchy by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020

Def Leppard 

When you smack someone or something’s ears(preferably a leopard) extremely hard so that both of their ear drums burst.

“Dude I just gave that bitch a Def Leppard!”
“Sick bro!”

Def Leppard by Just a kid with a dream March 25, 2020

Stevie Wonder 

When you cum in someone’s eyes, temporarily blinding them.

“OMG I just gave you a Stevie Wonder!”
“Shut the fuck up and help me!”

Stevie Wonder by Just a kid with a dream March 25, 2020

House fire

The act of hitting someone in the head so violently that they lose all their memories.

“Oh shit man I think I gave you a House Fire.”
“Who the fuck are you?”

House fire by Just a kid with a dream March 25, 2020

Weapons n’ Ammo 

Another term for quick sex or to have sex with someone without an emotional connection; a quickie

“Did you go all the way with her?”
“Yeah, but it was just Weapons n’ Ammo; it’s not going anywhere.”

Weapons n’ Ammo by Just a kid with a dream March 18, 2020