Junkyard Pirate's definitions
Someone who uses a trending hashtag just to boost the views on their selfie. It's a basic bitch trying to get attention.
What a viral bitch. She only posts selfies on Thursdays so she can use #ThrowbackThursday to justify her obnoxious selfie.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
Get the Viral Bitchmug. by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
Get the Condom Sniffermug. When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.
We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
Get the Independent Baby Man Dogmug. An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.
Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
Get the Instagram Bitchmug. by Junkyard Pirate February 24, 2022
Get the Obi-Bun Kenobimug. The hottest, sweetest, funniest, kindest, most beautiful woman ever born. She'll tear your heart out when she's away because she's your world.
by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021
Get the Alexis Celine Kingmug. Jerk Off Instructions. A category of porn where someone provides instructions on masturbating (when to and how fast).
by Junkyard Pirate August 24, 2022
Get the JOImug.