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Viral Bitch

Someone who uses a trending hashtag just to boost the views on their selfie. It's a basic bitch trying to get attention.
What a viral bitch. She only posts selfies on Thursdays so she can use #ThrowbackThursday to justify her obnoxious selfie.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
mugGet the Viral Bitchmug.

Condom Sniffer

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
mugGet the Condom Sniffermug.

Independent Baby Man Dog

When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.
We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
mugGet the Independent Baby Man Dogmug.

Instagram Bitch

An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.
Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
mugGet the Instagram Bitchmug.

Obi-Bun Kenobi

The world's cutest bunny.
Obi-Bun Kenobi is easily the cutest rabbit I have ever seen.
by Junkyard Pirate February 24, 2022
mugGet the Obi-Bun Kenobimug.

Alexis Celine King

The hottest, sweetest, funniest, kindest, most beautiful woman ever born. She'll tear your heart out when she's away because she's your world.
If I don't marry Alexis Celine King I might just die.
by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021
mugGet the Alexis Celine Kingmug.

JOI

Jerk Off Instructions. A category of porn where someone provides instructions on masturbating (when to and how fast).
Wade's favorite type of porn is JOI videos.
by Junkyard Pirate August 24, 2022
mugGet the JOImug.

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