by Junkyard Pirate February 09, 2022
by Junkyard Pirate June 24, 2023
The hottest, sweetest, funniest, kindest, most beautiful woman ever born. She'll tear your heart out when she's away because she's your world.
by Junkyard Pirate July 10, 2021
DC Extended Universe. A movie franchise centered on a series of superhero films based on characters that appeared in comic books by DC Comics, produced by DC Films and distributed by Warner Bros.
I swear, Warner Brothers is trying to kill the DCEU before it's even off it's feet. They just need to Restore The Snyderverse, give us a Ben Affleck Batman movie, and make Man of Steel 2.
by Junkyard Pirate July 30, 2021
Dad is always bitching I don't go outside. Parents just don't understand. The environment is a mess, society sucks, work is turning people to zombies, dumbasses won't wear masks so COVID won't go away, everything is closed. Parents just don't understand.
by Junkyard Pirate July 30, 2021
When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.
We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.
by Junkyard Pirate July 30, 2021
An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.
Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.
by Junkyard Pirate February 09, 2022