Turdmeric

A spice loved by butt burglars
Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021
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Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ)

A total score derived from a set of standardized tests or subtests designed to assess human cuntelligence
Cuntisha has a Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ) of 222
That truly is off the charts
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 11, 2020
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turdmary

1) a herb that makes you dumb as a turd

2) a batch of rosemary gone bad

3) Rosemary grown using turd compost
Jim why did you bring a bunch of turdmary from the farmer's market?
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021
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Snortmas

When your friends gather to snort coke on Christmas because your long time drug dealer offers Christmas discounts
We are celebrating snortmas on 25th & everyone is invited!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021
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turdbutter

Amy has pancreatitis. She suffers from excess steatorrhea. Lab tests came positive for turdbutter.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021
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Xit

Xi Jinping's shit, which 1.4 billion Chinese people have to clean up or rather suck it up
1) China has no real friends & no true allies! That xit is so fucked up! Guess what, the check book diplomacy & the debt trap tactics don't earn true friends! And warmongering & territorial claims don't help either!

2) Most of China's private schools are being taken over by the government as I type this, most English textbooks published in the west is being gradually banned & private tutoring can no longer be done for profit (which means it will die out). English will not be taught in these government controlled schools anymore 'to reduce the academic burden on students'. This is going to make way for Chinese propaganda textbooks taught in state schools, to kids who only learn Chinese language. This is a good way to keep the masses under control. This is some really messed up xit.

3) UD now decides to not publish any of my definitions anymore for who knows why! They decide to trample on my freedom of expression. That's some really fucked up xit!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 16, 2021
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Turdros Adhanom

The piece of shit who has served since 2017 as Director-General of the World Health Organization.
Turdros Adhanom is China's puppet
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 13, 2021
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