turdpentine

An oil that you can harvest from people's asses

Bob, did you just buy a gallon of Turdpentine oil? Eww... What are you goint to paint with it?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 30, 2021

Xi Cuntpig

The Chinese dictator who exported the China virus globally

The Italians embraced Chinamen during the initial phases of the Xindemic, that made matters worse during the initial phase.

Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some virus

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Fartodyree

A farty fairy that produces biogas on the farm

Derived from Fenodyree from The Isle of Man

Poor old Jack had a Fartodyree on his farm to help him with his fuel needs for heating & cooking. He had plenty & never ran out of it.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 08, 2021

Cuntpass

A device similar to a compass, but one that points to cunts in the vicinity instead of the magnetic north.

Jack Sparrow traded his compass for a cuntpass & a bottle of rum. Now he wonders if he has enough leverage...

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

Cuntmower

a trimmer to trim pubic hair

Suzan just bought a cuntmower

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 09, 2020

Stinkmas

When everyone has noxious flatulence inducing food during Christmas celebrations & they stink up the entire place with their colonic fumes

Let's not invite Fartisha this time unless ya'll want to celebrate stinkmas this year

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 31, 2021

Cuntoscope

A vaginal speculum

Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 09, 2020