Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Natto 

Nattō is a traditional Japanese food made from soybeans that have been fermented with Bacillus subtilis var. natto

Billy: Hey you want to try some Natto?
Roxanne: Nah, that slimy stuff makes me want to puke

Natto by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Cuntpeh 

A Tempeh batch gone bad.

I was trying to make some Tempeh, but after 2 days I opened the food container & was surprised to find cuntpeh instead

Cuntpeh by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Cuntbucha 

A Kombucha culture gone bad, with moldy growth or nasty smell

To mask the nastiness, Mohammed was adding flavoring substances & stuff to batch of cuntbucha he was selling. The authorities found this out & shut him down.

Cuntbucha by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

shart-o-meter 

A device analog or digital that measures the power & stench of a shart, also keeps track of the intensity of itch around perianal area later

Bob: They installed a shart-o-meter in our office
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.

shart-o-meter by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 23, 2020

Anki whore 

A person who talks about Anki (flashcard app) all the time, even has dreams about Anki & only talks about Anki whenever he/she has any opportunity to socialize

They may get very good grades in school due to regular spaced repetition + high levels of discipline, not skipping reviews no matter what

Sam: Hey Roxanne got accepted to Yale med
Jose: Yeah she was Anki whore

Anki whore by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

Paristan

A city in France that slowly got occupied by subsaharan muslim savages & converted all the outskirts into ghettos with makeshift tattered tents & high crime rates, living on government handouts. Some believe this happened because emmanuel macron turns a blind eye to this shit.

Sofia: Hey I am excited to travel to Paris
Roxanne: Yeah it's no more called Paris, it's Paristan

Paristan by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

bandwidth-constipation 

a disease that has historically plagued many ISPs but is now mostly in history books

Before google fiber (medicine) was launched, most ISPs suffered from a bad case of bandwidth-constipation.

bandwidth-constipation by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020