“Freeway Envy” is when you’re stuck in traffic that is not moving at all, then you look over at the opposite side, and the people are flying a long in their cars without a care in the world, and you wish that was you.
“Jan was definitely experiencing FREEWAY ENVY while stuck in traffic, and saw the opposite side of the road moving right a long at a fast pace”
by Julesheart November 16, 2022
Get the Freeway Envymug. The “Discomfort Inn” is a hotel/motel that is a huge disappointment to you when you stay there overnight. First, they’re out of ice, then the fire alarm goes off at 3:00 am and you have to hurry and get dressed to leave and go out in the cold. After waiting outside, you find out it was a false alarm. You get up in the morning only to find that there is no breakfast left.
Rick was so aggravated with his visit at the motel, when asked if his overnight stay was comfortable; he blurted out that it should be called “The Discomfort Inn!”
by Julesheart March 31, 2023
Get the Discomfort Innmug. “A ‘Sloth Car’ is a vehicle that you get stuck driving behind when they move so slow while driving, that it seems like a sloth is behind the wheel.”
“Joni was about to pull every hair out of her head in frustration while driving behind a sloth car that she could neither pass or go around.”
by Julesheart February 9, 2023
Get the Sloth Carmug. A "Tooth Stick" is when you are using a flimsy toothpick on your teeth and it suddenly breaks off and leaves part of the toothpick between your teeth.
While in the restaurant Bill used a toothpick on his teeth after dinner only to get it stuck between his teeth. The toothpick broke when he tried unsuccessfully to get it unstuck. His friend across the table laughed and said, "Nice Tooth Stick!"
by Julesheart January 23, 2024
Get the Tooth Stickmug. After you have worked and driven your car like a maniac, just to get people’s food delivered on time. Your power bar and 5-hour energy has worn off completely.
by Julesheart November 22, 2022
Get the Dashed Outmug. A "Male Flipper" is a guy that MUST have complete control of the TV remote, so he can flip stations to avoid commercials.
Ross wouldn't let Rachel have the remote control, because being a "male flipper" he had to constantly flip the TV stations to avoid watching ANY commercials. So she "flipped" him off as she stormed out of the room.
by Julesheart April 11, 2024
Get the Male Flippermug. A “Complete Prune Juice Blowout” is when you have to poop so bad, and you know it’s going to be a rough ride. That is, if you make it to a bathroom in time. Once you finally emerge from the bathroom, you’re as pale as a ghost. It took everything out of you.
Hannah was a nervous wreck when she couldn’t get to a bathroom quick enough. She knew she was about to have a complete prune juice blowout.
by Julesheart November 21, 2023
Get the Prune Juice Blowoutmug.