Definitions by Jules the King

Boy Paste 

Another term for man fat, jism or spunk. Usually served warm

"What ho, John," cried Dave, "I see you lost that game of sticky biscuit"
"Oh crap," whimpered John, flushing. "Have I still got boy paste in my beard?"

Boy Paste by Jules the King January 17, 2008

alert the coastguard 

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd

"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"

alert the coastguard by Jules the King November 15, 2006

khazi

A toilet (usage chiefly British)

Richard sat on the khazi and launched a mersey trout

khazi by Jules the King January 9, 2004

mersey trout 

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)

Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout

mersey trout by Jules the King January 9, 2004