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the condition of being inebraited, particularly likely in cananda, symptons include stumbling, vomiting, and being escorting out of clubs and bars by staff members
Why is Ashley always schwasted?
Please don't kick us out for being schwasted.
by jules March 11, 2004
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preachidus

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The psuedo-greek translation of the word Preacher, specific in reference to Preacher, the much vaunted leader of the gaming association known as iDM (Industrial Death Machines).

Preacher (Preachidus) is a man of varied knowledges, who lives vicariously through the internet. His followers do not know his true whereabouts, and the doctrines he teaches are borderline communism, with a decided slant towards pimping.

He is also known for a strong wit, the ability to discern the color of water with his hands in his pockets, and for abusing the shit out of Templar, a member of iDM who is of judaic descension.

Known sightings include Orange County, California (in fact, the majority of sightings are from here), Utah, Arizona, Nevada, Mexico, Idaho, and even more exotic locations like Illinois, and even a few sightings (albeit years ago) in England. Sightings two years ago placed him with a full beard, recent sightings implicate that a possible female has attached herself to him and his dealings.

Known food likes and dislikes inlcude bratwurst, specifically johnsonville beer-brats, code red, and tuna fish cassarole.

The description of this elusive person is that he is tall, approximately 6'3, usually short brown hair, grey eyes, and he weighs in at no less than 250 lbs, while remaining surprisingly light on his feet. Rumors place him as having a decent knowledge of self defense, including varied forms of sword fighting.
Preachidus is simply, the most awesomest everest.

Preachidus called havok a beaner.
by Jules February 25, 2004
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a sexual encounter designed to cleanse the proverbial palate before entering into a new relationship.
To avoid getting caught on the rebound, she needs a little sexual sorbet before she starts dating again.
by jules January 26, 2004
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the OC

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most amazing show that ever aired...it is so great..the cast is soo hot and gorgeous,fab actors and actresses it is just so great!
How AMAZING was the OC last night??
by Jules January 23, 2004
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Chimbal

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A man who loves badgers not men or women he is badgersexual and likes eating mushrooms for dinner. He goes to the snake zoo regularyly for pleasure and has never shaved in his life. He has cornflakes in his beard. He likes gorillas and sticking his head down the toilet for his morning wash.
An example of a chimbal is my good freind Jen lmao
by Jules January 20, 2004
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Harrangutan

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gobby mouthing off, often caused by alcoholic certainties
Mandy had a right old go at Nigel for something trivial. She is such a harrangutan
by jules January 18, 2004
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money

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1. Currency.
2. Synonym for words like "cool", "sweet", "banging", etc.
1. I don't have enough MONEY to purchase that diamond ring.
2. Girlfriend, that diamond ring your beau bought for you is so MONEY!
by Jules January 13, 2004
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