Judge Fudge's definitions

shawoddywoddy

British slang, especially used in the north of england, like yorkshire area. means blowjob/ milkshake

"ah sed to that lass go down and give me some good shawoddwoddy"

by Judge Fudge December 15, 2004

politics

the most evil and destructive force known to man.

politics has and will always hurt more people than it helps.

by Judge Fudge September 10, 2008

wikitruth

truth which has been edited to suit the taste of the majority. aka 'majority truth'. Spawned by the popularity of user-edited sites such as wikipedia, wherein users can edit history as they please, the information remaining so long as others agree with them. consequently historical truth is altered to form 'wikitruth'.

wikitruth will result in a world where nobody knows the facts.

by Judge Fudge September 10, 2008

rapage

London slang. exclamation or noun.
If someone gets seriously battered at something eg a ps2 game, and you score and it's 9-0, you go 'rapage' when it goes in the net.
Expressed when someone is beaten at something, eg a fight.

-" that man got batered by that G "
-" what rapage "

-"dude, i just scored again, your getin raped."
- "Ok, next game, there's gona be some serious rapage (of you)"

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

bitchwhore

a mixture of bitch and whore!!

:shes cheated on him 3 times, n shes bare rude!
: wat a bitch-ho

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.

1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.

by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005

brunning

bunning + running = brunning, or, to brun. it's free running, aka parkour, but stoned. note: always attempt above a soft surface.

brunning makes me catch bare jokes.

by Judge Fudge September 19, 2008