Definitions by Judge Fudge

turf 

to reject someone or something. usually used when someone blanks someone in a conversation

1) dude you should have murked anna when she turfed you. she was bare harsh!
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.

turf by Judge Fudge September 8, 2008

hypernublet 

an excited noob.
first-timers at online multiplayer games e.g. CoD2

-dude, i am so l33t, i pwns j00!
-stfu hypernublet.

hypernublet by Judge Fudge September 22, 2006

yatch

London term for catching someone doing something they shouldn't be.

1) bruv, my mum yatched me sneakin out the house last night. i'm grounded for a month...
2) when i yatch leah for cheatin on me, all this shit will be over.

yatch by Judge Fudge August 3, 2006

feltching 

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.

1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.

feltching by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005

glitch 

London slang north side
see bump
could also be susbstituted for 'how gay is that'

: 'my mum won't let me come blaze tonight'
:'what a glitch dude'

glitch by Judge Fudge January 2, 2005

bump

London slang north/east sides (finsbury, edmonton
v. 'to bump'
1) 'to bump off somebody' is to beg shit off them
2) noun: 'bump' a glitch, sutin unfavourable that happens to you
3) noun: 'a bump' when you paid extra for sutin you didn't have to

1): bruv, send me the zut agen aigght?
: stop tryna bump it off me, bitch-ho
2): naw bro, thats such a bump! that man jus scored when Kiraly's injured down on the floor!
3): that hoody's top bro init! i got it 30£
: fuck that, thats such a bump, i got it 50 !

bump by Judge Fudge January 1, 2005

tonc 

London slang. especially north/east side (eg finsbury)
1) anything large
2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger

1): chek the toncness of my zut bro!
: trudat bruv
2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis

tonc by Judge Fudge December 29, 2004