Jude Smellingham's definitions

Mudpig

Ghost of Kyiv and a very unprofessional football player. He plays for the worst club in London, Chelsea where he was supposed to be "New Chelsea Hazard" but instead he became Real Madrid Hazard. Fraud and a digusting player who should get shipped back to Ukraine ASAP.

-Ghost of Kyiv had a massive stinker again…
-You mean Mudpig?

by Jude Smellingham June 9, 2024

Paller

Finished fraud and famous for being mr flop. Usually scores a tap in and dives like a dolphin in penalty spot.

- Do you know Paller?

- Yes, he's a West ham flop!

by Jude Smellingham May 14, 2022

Amit Zohar

finished jobless stinky j3w spending his free time to get no more than 67 likes on x. he also loves to kaBOOOOM children from palestine

-wallahi i just saw Amit Zohar finished falafel muncher
-brother HIDE YOUR KIDS FROM PALESTINE ASAP

by Jude Smellingham June 6, 2024

Lenglet

The greatest defender in the world. Lenglet plays for France & Barca. He is also underrated and overhated by fanbase. It's embarrassing for them cause' he is their greatest CB ever.

- Hey bro, did you saw Lenglet yesterday?

- Yeah, bro he is actually the G.O.A.T

by Jude Smellingham June 9, 2022

Paller

Finished fraud and known for being a Mr Flop. Usually dives in penalty spot and act like a dolphin.

- Do you know Paller?

- Yes, he's a finished West Ham flop!

by Jude Smellingham May 14, 2022