Juan Valdez's definitions

filapenis

Albanian word for filipino because they don't know no better, and can't pronounce it right.

Hey filapenis, come over here!

by Juan Valdez October 9, 2004

surreal

a word so-many people who want to sound smart through around like a rag-doll

surreal actually means having an oddly dreamlike quality but tell that to every carriebien travel commercial EVER

by Juan Valdez January 14, 2004

2004

well i dont know yet
ill tell you when that new year rellin kicks in

hmm...still feels like '03 ta me

by Juan Valdez January 14, 2004

butters

In skateboarding if someone lands a hard trick and made it look easy.

That switch three flip down that nine banger was straight butters dawg.

by Juan Valdez January 7, 2004

urban thesaurus

Cheap imposter of urbandictionary.com COME ON be original

"The urban thesaurus blows goats!"

by Juan Valdez September 25, 2003

Yippeekayay

This is the most badass word around.
Only true bitchin homeboys who are knocking off the euro trash terrorists may use this word.

"Yippeekayay, mother fucker"

by Juan Valdez September 16, 2003

Jank

Something that is really fucking bad or really fucking good, depends on the context. Can be used more than once in a sentence. Can be used as any part of speach

Dude, that shit is jankety ass.

That's jank yo.

That jankety jank jank is totally jank ass.

by Juan Valdez September 14, 2003