Juan Valdez's definitions

urban thesaurus

Cheap imposter of urbandictionary.com COME ON be original

"The urban thesaurus blows goats!"

by Juan Valdez September 25, 2003

assgremlin

A small mythological creature that causes hemhorroids and feeds off of the puss. See buttromper.

Jaret is an assgremlin. I'm bleeding to death thanks to Jaret's assgremlination.

by Juan Valdez December 19, 2002

Yippeekayay

This is the most badass word around.
Only true bitchin homeboys who are knocking off the euro trash terrorists may use this word.

"Yippeekayay, mother fucker"

by Juan Valdez September 16, 2003

Jank

Something that is really fucking bad or really fucking good, depends on the context. Can be used more than once in a sentence. Can be used as any part of speach

Dude, that shit is jankety ass.

That's jank yo.

That jankety jank jank is totally jank ass.

by Juan Valdez September 14, 2003

filapenis

Albanian word for filipino because they don't know no better, and can't pronounce it right.

Hey filapenis, come over here!

by Juan Valdez October 9, 2004

fuckbag

Female version of wordfuckstick/word.

That Lonondasheequa is such a fuckbag.

by Juan Valdez December 19, 2002

Piggin

When a group of daring men bet to see who can bring home the fattest chick at the club.

Sex is optional and often a side bet.

Guy 1: You guys up for some piggin tonight?

Guy 2: fo shizzle my nizzle

by Juan Valdez April 8, 2003