Juan Valdez's definitions

Piggin

When a group of daring men bet to see who can bring home the fattest chick at the club.

Sex is optional and often a side bet.

Guy 1: You guys up for some piggin tonight?

Guy 2: fo shizzle my nizzle

by Juan Valdez April 8, 2003

urban thesaurus

Cheap imposter of urbandictionary.com COME ON be original

"The urban thesaurus blows goats!"

by Juan Valdez September 25, 2003

assgremlin

A small mythological creature that causes hemhorroids and feeds off of the puss. See buttromper.

Jaret is an assgremlin. I'm bleeding to death thanks to Jaret's assgremlination.

by Juan Valdez December 19, 2002

Yippeekayay

This is the most badass word around.
Only true bitchin homeboys who are knocking off the euro trash terrorists may use this word.

"Yippeekayay, mother fucker"

by Juan Valdez September 16, 2003

2004

well i dont know yet
ill tell you when that new year rellin kicks in

hmm...still feels like '03 ta me

by Juan Valdez January 14, 2004

fuckbag

Female version of wordfuckstick/word.

That Lonondasheequa is such a fuckbag.

by Juan Valdez December 19, 2002

butters

In skateboarding if someone lands a hard trick and made it look easy.

That switch three flip down that nine banger was straight butters dawg.

by Juan Valdez January 7, 2004