Definitions by JuKaSwo

Sarahlbatross

A burdensome choice for a running mate who -- because of her divisiveness, whiny voice, and IQ of 60 -- becomes a huge obstacle to your being elected president

Dammit! This is my last chance at the Presidency and that Sarahlbatross is ruining everything!

Sarahlbatross by JuKaSwo February 21, 2009

Spelling Hornet 

(n.) a twist on a regular spelling bee, where students try to stump teachers on current slang. (From the movie, "Chalk.")

Ms. Carroll won the Spelling Hornet on the word "G dep'd."

Spelling Hornet by jukaswo January 9, 2008

Lotion Booger 

The ball of dried lotion that shoots out of the bottle when you attempt to dispense the lotion.

I went to pump some Vaseline Intensive Care, and a giant lotion booger squirted out.

Lotion Booger by jukaswo November 28, 2007

riding my radar 

When you're speeding and someone stays behind you at the same pace, in the hopes that -- should a cop be nearby -- you'll get pulled over instead of them.

When I drove home from California, this guy was riding my radar the entire time.

riding my radar by jukaswo November 28, 2007

Rag Tag 

The string on a tampon.

Anna, is my rag tag showing?

Rag Tag by jukaswo November 28, 2007

mustard plug 

The dried bit of mustard that squirts out of the bottle first. (See also: "lotion booger.")

Dammit! I got a mustard plug on my hot dog!

mustard plug by jukaswo November 28, 2007

Your hoosier is showing. 

A phrase you say to a person who is acting like a hoosier (the St. Louis kind, not the Indiana kind).

Let's say a person is using poor grammar, being a racist, or has on bad clothes. You would say to them, "Watch out.. your hoosier is showing."

Your hoosier is showing. by jukaswo November 28, 2007