Stirring the Porridge

Sloppy seconds.

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003

Heave a Havana

To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.

"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."

by Jtron 3000 October 05, 2003

Technicolor Rainbow

To vomit, puke, blow chunks, etc.

"I gave my girlfriend a technicolor rainbow last night after she started bugging the shit out of me for going out drinking."

by Jtron 3000 September 08, 2003

Canandian Beltbuckle

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.

"I popped a boner in class so I used the old canadian beltbuckle manuver to get out with dignity."

by Jtron 3000 October 01, 2003

Genie Rub

To buff up the skin lantern until you are granted three sticky wishes.

"Go ahead baby, give me a genie rub and I promise to grant at least on wish."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003

Pillow Case

Fill one with door knobs or padlocks and you have yourself a nice weapon.

"Jack, go get my pillow case and the door knobs, daddy as to knock some sense into your mother."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003

Cock Lodger

When a guy lives in his girlfriends place and doesn't pay rent.

"I hate Erik, that cock lodger uses her for everything."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003