Jtron 3000's definitions

Eighteen Spoker

A very hairy asshole.

"So last night I got with this girl and she had an eighteen spoker in her pants."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Interior Decorating

To slap a bit of white around the womb using the naughty paintbrush.

Friend 1 "Hey Picasso, did ya do any interior decorating last night?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, with your mom, zing."

by Jtron 3000 September 15, 2005

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Clitty Litter

Vaginal debris. Found in and around a women's underwear.

"Get the scoop, my girlfriend left some clitty litter in my hamper."

by Jtron 3000 September 28, 2005

clitler

Small patch of pubic hair above the vagina. Looks like Hitler's moustache.

"I went down on her third reich last night and it had a clitler."

by Jtron 3000 April 16, 2003

Sweatn' Nettn'

The sweaty, stinky, vagina of a fat chick in the summer.

"Look at that bulbus monstrosity, bet she's sportin' a sweatn' nettn'."

by Jtron 3000 April 16, 2003

Del Rio

As in late 70's and 80's porn star Vanessa Del Rio. She practicaly invented the D.V.D.A.(See Under D). Could take on an army and still want more.

"Yo, that Joan chick is one Del Rio, she took on the whole team and still wanted more."

by Jtron 3000 April 17, 2003