Jtron 3000's definitions

Cock Lodger

When a guy lives in his girlfriends place and doesn't pay rent.

"I hate Erik, that cock lodger uses her for everything."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Del Rio

As in late 70's and 80's porn star Vanessa Del Rio. She practicaly invented the D.V.D.A.(See Under D). Could take on an army and still want more.

"Yo, that Joan chick is one Del Rio, she took on the whole team and still wanted more."

by Jtron 3000 April 17, 2003

Open your Lunchbox

To float an air biscuit reminiscent in aroma of yesterday's lunch.

"Awww man, who opened their lunchbox in here?"

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Stirring the Porridge

Sloppy seconds.

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Genie Rub

To buff up the skin lantern until you are granted three sticky wishes.

"Go ahead baby, give me a genie rub and I promise to grant at least on wish."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Bruce Lees

Hard nipples. or nips.

"I love the winter when all you see are Bruce Lees on chicks."

by Jtron 3000 October 1, 2003

Flux Incapacitor

(Drinking Game) Three people put to cups of beer in front of them and there is one full cup in the center. The contestants drink the first to beers as fact as they can, the slowest drinks the last beer. Put the cups of beer in the shape of the flux capacitor. If you don't know what a flux capacitor looks like rent Back to the Future.

"Let's make a flux incapacitor and get blasted motherfuckers!"

by Jtron 3000 April 27, 2003