Joyboy

A faggot,homosexual, ass spelunker.

Man, I went into the bathroom at that club and there were to joyboy's making out or some shit. Only in Miami.

by Jtron 3000 April 24, 2003

Pull Out And Pray

Method of contraception that is also a test of faith.

"Father forgive me for I have sinned........"

by Jtron 3000 October 04, 2003

Monkey's Toe

A nipple big enough to peel a banana.

"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003

Twix Lips

Another term for camel toe.

"I love the beach, you get to check out all the twix lips dragging in the sand."

by Jtron 3000 October 06, 2003

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

by Jtron 3000 September 16, 2005

Philosopheres Stone

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.

"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."

by Jtron 3000 October 04, 2003

Sweatn' Nettn'

The sweaty, stinky, vagina of a fat chick in the summer.

"Look at that bulbus monstrosity, bet she's sportin' a sweatn' nettn'."

by Jtron 3000 April 16, 2003