Jtron 3000's definitions

Clitty Litter

Vaginal debris. Found in and around a women's underwear.

"Get the scoop, my girlfriend left some clitty litter in my hamper."

by Jtron 3000 September 28, 2005

Eighteen Spoker

A very hairy asshole.

"So last night I got with this girl and she had an eighteen spoker in her pants."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Interior Decorating

To slap a bit of white around the womb using the naughty paintbrush.

Friend 1 "Hey Picasso, did ya do any interior decorating last night?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, with your mom, zing."

by Jtron 3000 September 15, 2005

Check the Roast

To see if what you've been baking in your intestine is ready to come out.

"Ouch! I need to check the roast, excuse me for a moment."

by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

Heave a Havana

To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.

"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."

by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

Twix Lips

Another term for camel toe.

"I love the beach, you get to check out all the twix lips dragging in the sand."

by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003