Definitions by Jsummers33

Floppy shooting 

When you ejaculate without getting hard.

I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.

Floppy shooting by Jsummers33 January 29, 2017

Self circumsition

When you masturbate without cutting your nails first and you cut your dick.

I jerked off last night and didn't cut my nails so I had a little self circumsition

Self circumsition by Jsummers33 January 18, 2017

Shit alert 

The signal that your body sends you that lets you know to shit within the next 10 minutes or your gonna shit yourself.

I was in the middle of the football game when I got a shit alert

Shit alert by Jsummers33 January 8, 2017

Man spread 

When a man is is the middle cat seat and spreads his legs out making everyone else uncomfortable.

The road trip was fun but fat joe was in the middle the whole time so I had to deal with his man spread.

Man spread by Jsummers33 January 6, 2017

Selferotication 

When a gay man is masturbauting and the only visual assistance he needs is the view of himself jerking off.

I'm excited for a night of selferotication.

Selferotication by Jsummers33 January 3, 2017

Shit signals

The signals that your body sends you to tell you to poop.

I was getting shit signals in the middle of the big game.

Shit signals by Jsummers33 December 23, 2016

Double tap 

When you are masturbating and you climax then you go for round two.

I had the house to myself this weekend and there were so many double taps

Double tap by Jsummers33 December 23, 2016