Js's definitions

topless

Being without one's laptop.

She would have looked it up on IMDB, but she was topless.

by js February 9, 2009

spurge

male ejaculate sperm, spooge

wipe the spurge off my pants

by JS June 7, 2004

actor

An, unrealistic, vain, and self-important person pursuing a career where he or she has a more than a 99.9999% chance of failure and less than a .0001% chance of getting rich and famous. Most often simply employed as a server at a restaurant.

Joe-Bob moved to LA to follow his dream of being an actor.

by JS January 17, 2004

hedonist

Someone whose main goal in life is pleasure.

Hugh Hefner, duh.

by JS March 14, 2004

Bu

Malibu, California. A wealthy and mostly white residential beach city along the coast West of Los Angeles.

B-rad lives in Bu but he pretends he's from the hood.

by JS January 16, 2004

Ubar

nobody in germany uses über for super...
it means above...

the nose is über the mouth
hr hr hr...

by JS May 13, 2005

Fernet

Fernet-Branca liquer. An alcoholic drink with a cult-like following in some urban locales. Fomulated as a patent medicine in the 1800's, some claim it is like absinthe, but it is really just an after-dinner bitters liquer with the extra punch of a variety of 40+ secret herbs including some that are known to have psychological effects such as Saffron, Ginseng and St. John's Wort. It does seem to have some effect beyond just being alcohol but it's nowhere near as psychedelic or narcotic as it is rumored to be. Some people also consider it to be a great hangover cure.

I housesat for this guy in Hollywood and he had a case of Fernet in his liquor closet.

by JS January 16, 2004