RULE #2

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#2:
If performance is the KEY,
Then timing is EVERYTHING.
by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003
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FLESH PEDDLER

Not to be confused with a pimp or madame (those who prostitute men or women of age), A FLESH PEDDLER is a sick, twisted fuck who is in charge of prostituting under-aged children (ages 6-14).
FLESH PEDDLERS can be found in the redlight districts of Europe and Asia and the rooms that put the child and adult up for the night usually have hidden cameras to be sold in the underground black markets.

Families who are in debt sadly have children sometimes just to raise them and sell them to FLESH PEDDLERS to recieve large pay amounts in order to support themselves and the child/children they already have and wanna keep. Welcome to real life, boys & girls. Where's GOD now and where has he ever been for these lost souls?
by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003
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brown nose

1) Someone who sucks up to you to gain your favor. This is done by doing stuff for you for no apparent reason, laughing at stuff you do that wasn't suppose to be funny, agreeing with everything you say, etc...

2)Also known as the TEACHER'S PET or ASS KISSER.
Eating pussy is like dealing with the mafia: One wrong move and your in deep shit!
by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003
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SNAPS

The art of cutting down someone. Snaps came from shit-talking from the streetz. It's an art because you have to make the insult funny as hell and deliver it without looking stupid.
Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air an got stuck.

Yo sista's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Ya dick so small, you piss on yo nuts.

Ya gramma so old, she fart out cobwebs!
by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003
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tease

A girl who likes to flirt a lot without the intention of giving it up to you.
She's such a TEASE..
by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003
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DOLLS

Girls that look hot but are generally fake. Fake tits, fake hair, fake attitude, high-maintenance/low put-out, and likes to use others to make her look good (U know: When the hottie takes her fat, chunky friend to the mall just so the contrast makes her look better and the big-big doesn't realize her friend is using her LOL!)
Sometimes referred to as FINE in a sarcastic manner. FINE standing for Fucked-up, Insecure, Nympho, and Easy.
by Joshiro007 February 18, 2003
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DQ

1) Short for DRAG QUEEN.
2) DRAMA QUEEN: A woman who makes a big deal out of everything, cramps the guy's style, whines/cries over bullshit, accuses you of things because she's insecure...basically, your girlfriend for the next few seconds right before you dump her annoying ass.
And if you DON'T dump her??? I hope she keep fuckin uup your life until you learn your lesson.
by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003
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