Josh 's definitions

Crit

To have relations with a friends girlfriend.

"Hey man, lemmie crit yo shit"

by Josh April 8, 2004

Shlubb

n. A person of extreme laziness and extreme lack of motivation. An unmotivated recluse. Someone who expects only the bare minimum of themselves but expects offers of money and rides from their friends.

My friend is a total shlubb.

by Josh July 15, 2003

DoucheSnozzle

1.Something that sounds like it could be a german Liquore
2.Another word for douchebag

Random joe. Lets go get some doucheSnozzles!

Dumbass1. Your a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass2. Your mom is a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass3. Fucking douchesnozzles...

by Josh February 16, 2005

hoyden

Most definitely not Sarah Campen

"Sarah Campen is most definitely not a hoyden, she's such a gamine!"

by Josh January 24, 2005

Rekanshi

A person of burning souls. The person is brave, courageous and funny. Rekanshi's are known as supreme beings on this earth.

"You are so Rekanshi!"

by Josh December 4, 2004

liphair

Used to determine whether a middle-eastern female has reached puberty. See also Unibrow.

Wow! The amount of liphair on that Iranian girl leads me to believe that she is not only particularly unattractive, but also over ten years of age.

by Josh January 3, 2004

Moss'd

to get burnt deep in a football game

You just got Moss'd.

by Josh December 7, 2003