Josh's definitions

shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

by josh January 21, 2004

Simply Stated

a group of punx who started a punk rock band in hickville.

Simply stated is an awsome band!

by Josh October 10, 2003

penisian

a gay man.

Willie Weenis is a penisian!

by Josh February 12, 2004

WAFB

Local CBS station in Baton Rouge, LA. It is on channel 9. Its HDTV channel is on 46.

I watch 2½ Men on WAFB.

by Josh April 22, 2006

G-mail

Google's kick ass e-mail service that offers a gig of space to use.

G-Mail pwns j00r E-mail service.

by Josh July 16, 2004

bary

the master of all gayness

you and bary, ewwww... whats it taste like bary

by josh July 28, 2003

Jolt

Caffeinated cola beverage made for the sole purpose of providing you the caffeine you need. 1 592 ml (20 fl. ounces) bottle is about a coffee and a half worth of caffeine.

"Dude, I need to get some jolt for this lan party tonight."

by Josh January 17, 2003