Definitions by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior

To Go To The Zoo

Another word for going to the gym and getting huge so you can pull large amounts of women. Founded in Frisco, TX in 2009 by the entrepreneurs Tyler DuBay and Brantley Carroll.

"Dam son we need to go to the zoo so we can pull those ladies"

To Go To The Zoo by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 3, 2009

DuBay 

The term for being scorching hot on a golf course. Preferably in the first round of a 36-hole nationally-ranked British Links Challenge being played at the Tribute GC in the Colony, TX, in 100+ degree weather.

"The temperature was hot, but DuBay was hotter!"

DuBay by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009

The Cougar Slam 

To have sex with 4 different women 20+ years older than your current age 4 days or nights in a row. It is called "The Cougar Slam" as a reference to baseball for when you hit a grand slam you score 4 times in a row.

"I can't believe Tyler completed The Cougar Slam. I thought it was it was impossible."

The Cougar Slam by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009

The Jordan 

The process of getting head while hanging on to a basketball rim. If one lets go of the rim before they finish then that is a failure to complete the Jordan.

"Wow, I can't believe she gave Jordan Allen the Jordan!"
"They Jordan Allen'd for a good 40 minutes last night."

The Jordan by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009