6 definitions by Joseph K. Gunger

funglord

A total dipshit, an assbite.

Can be used in reference to a living thing or machine.

Steve Case is a total fundlord, I hope he contracts Herpes on his face.

or

My car got another flat tire, what a funglord.

by Joseph K. Gunger October 1, 2003

gunger

An invisible substance that is responsible for all things unsolved.

This gunger is making my fucking hair stick up!

or

There is gunger all the floor, mom is going to be so pissed.

Synonym of MUNGER.

by Joseph K. Gunger October 1, 2003

ridlo

A smooth-talkin' man that can handle it all; a pimp or homeskillet.

That dude is a total ridlo, look at him mack on those hizzoes.

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

assnuts

The testicles that descend from one's anus.

Dan's assunts always get in the way during sex.

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

yardape

A young fellow who

A. Sets your garbage can on fire
B. Has intercourse with every female friend you have
C. Steals your child's red wagon
D. then rides said wagon down a steep incline at a high rate of speed
E. enjoys urban bolfing
F. Masturbates furiously

Jayson is the dumbest yardape ever - he took a dump in my washer and shaved my cat.

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

yardapes

Semi-naked men who go through your underwear drawer at night. Most prevalent in a college dormitory environment.

Those fucking yardapes came into my room and stole all my thongs again!

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003