Joseph's definitions

haleigh

one who is nice to all

You sure acted like a haleigh when you complimented everyone in that room.

by joseph December 29, 2004

scrub

Someone who acts like a leech/ is annoying. This person, despite being warned multiple times, continues to act like a "scrub." This is a simple, yet effective term for those people whom you can't seem to get rid of!

That scrub just followed me to my locker because she thought I was feeling "gloomy."

by Joseph January 5, 2005

herny

A misspelling of the name 'Henry'
usually someone who is fat, retarded, and gay but doesnt realize it.
Also a person who draws a face on his penis glues a guitar to it and parades around calling "i am elvis"
also wears womens dirty underwear

Henry gibbons who is a slightly retarded gay

by Joseph January 21, 2005

pica

that´s "dick" in portugueses

Chupa minha pica - "Suck my Dick"

by Joseph January 29, 2005

Babraham Lincoln

Sinlimar to aberham lincoln, Babraham lincoln is slightly more violent. First, the top begins fucking the bottom. While fucking the bottom, the top donkey punches the bottom until unconsious. The top then jacks off onto the unconsious bottom's face. Finally, the top shaves the bottom's pubes and places them on the cum he has just jizzed on the bottom's face.

Top:Baby, I want to give you a big sloppy Babraham Lincoln!
Bottom:hehe...that sounds fun. what is it?

by Joseph February 8, 2005

Jizzed

Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"

Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it

by Joseph February 8, 2005

nagar

term for a nigga that's gettin on ur muthafuckin nerves with all his crack ass shit that he's puttin on u that he wants you to help him with

Nagar: help me with all my damn problems
YOU: shut the fuck up nagar

by joseph May 13, 2005