Definitions by JormanThoad

go read a book about india 

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.

"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"

go read a book about india by JormanThoad March 2, 2017

comparably pedantic 

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.

"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.

comparably pedantic by JormanThoad February 24, 2017

hey look 

Bringing attention or emphasis to archetypical or repetitive behavior on social media. Often used as a stand-alone rejoinder.

"Hey look! Brian is linking to that same meme, again!"

hey look by JormanThoad February 22, 2017

just another tuesday

Par for the course. When something outrageous happens and a blase attitude is adopted in the face of it.

"I went out to the car to find I have two flat tires. Just another Tuesday."

just another tuesday by JormanThoad February 22, 2017

classic brenda 

When somebody does something well-within their predictable norms.

Come on, he called in sick to work on his birthday. CLASSIC BRENDA

classic brenda by JormanThoad December 31, 2016