rational ignorance

Choosing to remain uninformed because the marginal cost of obtaining the information is higher than the marginal benefit of knowing it.

Commonly practiced by hicks that don't wish to change their point of views about ANYTHING.

"All dem blackies wanna do is steal turnips outta mah garden!"

"Those Muslims and Hin-don'ts are the devil!"

"Men are pigs!"

by Jordandijinz0rz January 31, 2005

roast queef

A roasted vaginal fart, obviously.

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch served roast queef for dinner.

by Jordandijinz0rz March 22, 2005

5#!+

Fancy schmancy way of writing SHIT.

I'm gonna beat the shit out of you if you write 5#!+ one more time, Jordan.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

chillibow

What the fuck is a chillibow?

We need you to go, up and down, chillibow, chillibow!

by Jordandijinz0rz March 08, 2005

traitor

A black cop.

Day-um Leroy, you a cop now? TRAITOR!

by Jordandijinz0rz May 08, 2009

Ecuadorian Handshake

Putting your hands down a female's pants upon meeting her, as opposed to the normal method of handshaking.

Juan Manuel Ecuadorian Handshaked that girl and now she hates him forever. AWW DUUUDDEE AWWWWWWW

Ecuadorian Handshake does not a friend make!

by Jordandijinz0rz November 05, 2009

dorot

Crazy word said by a certain Spaniard. Meaning unknown.

Me: Uda how you be today do are?

Uda: DOROT DOT!

Me: Very good is.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004