care level

The level of which you give a shit. Usually accompanied by a hand motion to physically show how high the level is.

Phil: Did I tell you guys about how in my calculus class, the teacher said that the cosine of pi is actually not equvialent to the derivative of the tangent line?

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by Jordandijinz0rz October 30, 2004

urination station

A bathroom, or, if you're a real man, a tree or Jordan's car.

I am going to go use the urination station parked in front of Jordan's house.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

dorot

Crazy word said by a certain Spaniard. Meaning unknown.

Me: Uda how you be today do are?

Uda: DOROT DOT!

Me: Very good is.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

choas

The awesomest way to spell chaos. Display how cool you are by spelling chaos in this manner.

Me: Let's go rain some choas all over Wal*Mart.

Syznak: Make sure ya get some dex!

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

roast queef

A roasted vaginal fart, obviously.

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch served roast queef for dinner.

by Jordandijinz0rz March 22, 2005

yark yark yark

What is said in response to a bad joke.

Dave: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dave: Anyone, anyone?!

Dave: Because I'm Jewish!!!1

Everyone: Yark Yark Yark

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

Ecuadorian Handshake

Putting your hands down a female's pants upon meeting her, as opposed to the normal method of handshaking.

Juan Manuel Ecuadorian Handshaked that girl and now she hates him forever. AWW DUUUDDEE AWWWWWWW

Ecuadorian Handshake does not a friend make!

by Jordandijinz0rz November 05, 2009