Jordan's definitions

green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

by Jordan June 11, 2006

chi

your innerself

"Man,don't be messin' with my chi"

by Jordan April 21, 2004

moose club

when having intercourse with a woman from behind, you put your hands ontop of your head like a moose and keep going for ten seconds without the woman knowing what you are doing, then you are in the secret society that is, the moose club.

last night i banged this girl and i got in the moose club.

by jordan April 9, 2005

pull out my nine and bust a cap

to pull out ur nine and shoot u

(Whitey acting like a black)
black guy: Im gonna pull out my nine and bust a cap on his ass.

by Jordan March 14, 2005

PO

The object, or document to which an OG requires in order to measure up to a YG. For an OG, this oject is very rare.Infrequently occurring; uncommon: a rare event; a document that is rare in this region of the OG.
Excellent; extraordinary: a rare sense of honor.
Thin in density: rarefied: rare air.

PO, Quote, Big Deal, Large Op, Bid, rfp, rfq, etc.

by Jordan March 15, 2005

Jeep

We have a 2002 Grand Cherokee Limited Edition. V8 4.7L. I beat my friends Mustang up to 140km/hr off the line- then the weight of the SUV kicked in and he caught and passed me.

I live in Saint John, New Brunswick and I drive too damn fast

by Jordan October 11, 2004

clow

synonym for bro, someone who wears dickes with a famous stars and stap shirt and belt with stars all along it complimented by a huge belt buckle that is highly unnecessary

man that truck is fucking clow

by jordan January 18, 2005