Jordan's definitions

Overlyathletic

Mel and Ty. They're so athletic, but they so cute.

Damn! Mel and Ty are so overlyathletic. Just look at they calf muscles!

by Jordan March 14, 2004

seart

sorry or serious

say your seart

by Jordan November 18, 2003

savik

1. a retartd person who plays quake
2. a gay person who plays quake
3. an off the hook person who plays quake
4. a nut case
5. one who yells for fun.
6. a person who hates everyone and everything

1. saviktaco
2. saviktaco
3. saviktaco

by Jordan August 11, 2004

Nasty Sombrero

When one partner puts on a Sombrero and the other parther shits in it then they get in a doggy position and the catcher (one whos getting it up the ass) eats out of the Sombrero like a troth (thing pigs eat out of)

Bitch one: Man Yolanda your breath STANKS!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!

by Jordan April 7, 2004

VFD

Secret organization from a series of unfortunate events, asoue. V stands for Volunteer. The books have yet to reveal the entire and true meaning, but so far there are theories that include 'volunteer fire department' or 'volunteer fire detectives.'

When we drive away in secret
You'll be a Volunteer
So don't scream when we take you,
The World Is Quiet Here

by Jordan February 15, 2004

dwt

dirty white trash

dont fuck with dwt or yu might get shanked

by Jordan July 30, 2003

UCF

University of
Central
Florida

A hard ass school that takes forever to graduate from.

Friend: "My sister is going to UCF next year, can you tell hre how you liked it there?"

Me: "Liked? Im still there"

Friend: "But its been 6 years"

Me: "I know! And Im still a junior!"

by Jordan November 16, 2003